A seafaring door

THERE ONCE was an ordinary door
With dreams of seeing the shore;
A porthole came by
And said "I'll be your eye,
Through me you'll see seagulls soar!"

This is one of the busynesses I have been up to lately (apart from writing silly limericks)... click on the picture for a larger version.
It'll be the front door at the back of our wheeled home when we've removed the tailgate.
All we need now are some nice hinges and handles and suchlike... do you think it'd be silly to have a letterbox too?

Things

THERE ONCE was a scurry of foxes
Who liked keeping objects in Boxes
The walls of their lairs
Were laden with squares
With little mechanical lockses

Things
Things
Things

I like them
a jumbled mumble of miscellany

So here is where I paint: